Boko Haram VS Nigerian Media-A Parasitic Symbiosis

I hereby observe with dismay the kind of political relationship existing between the Nigerian Media. And the much talked about Boko Haram.

For the sake of our non-biologist, symbiosis is a type of feeding relationship between two organism with both deriving a mutual benefit from the relationship.

It is a wry understatement in saying that the Nigerian media are the number one beneficiaries of the boko haram menace in the country.

Boko Haram on the other hand are happy that their idiotic idiosyncrasies are being reported by the Nigerian media. They are happy that they never miss the headline of the pages of the Nigerian Dailies every day. They are happy they are being celebrated via the media. Their aim is intact.

What a dangerous symbiosis!!!

The Nigerian populace being the host of the symbionts are suffering from the relationship. It is a pity!

This is the worst relationship of the century. It is not an advisable mutualism. This kind of symbiosis that has increased the turnover of the Nigerian media is abhorred. So all hands should be on deck to wipe out this kind of symbiosis from the land.
The media, the leaders and the populace should be vigilante to abrogate this parasitic symbiosis.

Yes, it is parasitic because the populace being the host of the two symbionts are loosing from the relationship. Nigerians are not benefiting from this kind of symbiosis- it is a fatal mutualism, and hence should exterminated with immediate alacrity!

Father in heaven, Please come over to Macedonia and help us!

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Reasons Why God will Punish Those Mocking Patience Jonathan

For sometimes now, the Nigerian first lady has been a subject of ridicule throughout the federation and on the pages of the newspapers as well as the internet.

Note that Mama peace is not my biological mother. She does not even know anybody in my village. She is not even from my tribe. So I have no personal attachments with her. I am writing beacuse it worth it!

What crime did she coMmit. She made a grammatical crime. A grammatical error! That is all!

Since I was born Mama peace has been the only first lady running the federation like her own family. There is no difference between her family and her country.

I am asking you (the reader) what is wrong in this statement: "There is God" then because of her heartbroken mood as regards the situation of the country, she said: "there is God ooo!" It the became a subject of ridicule.

You that is mocking her, how endowed are you in English. Did you not see your first lady shade tears on screen? Did it not touch you? Why were you not moved by the tears?! You pessimist!

Yes, she also made a statement like this: "the blood we are SHARING in Bornu" she misplaced SHADING with SHARING. And you are laughing at her her. I understOod her. You understood. She knows what she wants to say, but just that she made little mistake. What's the big deal there?

Yes I understand she is not grammatically endowed. But was it her fault? Just answer me. How is her fault????
She did not contest election. She just assumed an office by chance because her husband is there. she may not have gone to school in her early days because of her parents financial inability and the prevailing condition then.

Where were you when she was suffering for Jonathan. Where were you when she was training Jonathan in school. Where were you all those suffering days. Now you are laughing at her because she made grammatical errors.

Is English our language? Why can't you see the good sides of her: Passionate, Compassionate, sympathetic, gentle, meek, eager to work, Godliness, and very importantly a MOTHER who has proved that she is truely a MOTHER!

Finally, just understand that Patience (mama peace) did not that office by contesT. It was by inheritance. You cannot take it away from her. So please let the sleeping dog lie!

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Exposed! Top Reasons Why Women are Woe To Men

Hello Ladies and gentlemen. Good evening. Do you know that women are woe to men? Yes, woe to men!

I hope one does not misunderstand this. I am not trying to be discriminatory. But I hope you understand the perspective where I am coming from.

Women are always the source of trouble to men. If you check the Bible, all the great men were brought down by men. Solomon was a typical example! What of King David who has to commit murder because of woman. If you know the story of Sampson, then you don't need a prophet to tell you that women are woe to men. What of King Herod? Woman was a subject of his misbehavior. He beheaded John the Baptist to please a woman.

Now, let's go away from the bible for a moment. At leats for the sake of those who are not biblical. Lol. Few months back, I know you heared about the s3x scandal between Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi the ousted Central Bank governor and one Miss Yaro a banker. Till tomorrow, it remains in the heart of Nigerians that Sanusi abused a highly placed office courtesy of a woman- Woe!

Now to the nitty-gritty of the whole phenomenon. Few weeks ago, the whole Nigeria, Africa and the World beyond were busy beckoning on the P-Square (Okoye) family not to separate. O yes, if you have not heared that Peter and Paul Okoye had once separated before re-uniting few weeks back, then you are the only man in Jerusalem that does not know that Jesus Christ has risen from the dead.

What was the bone of contention? Peter and Paul were one all through their single days. Throughout their premarital lives, they were one and united. But immediately a woman arrived, immediately that word marriage came in, problem came in. They started quarreling. Woman, woman, (Woe-man)!!!!

Of course without being told, you could figure out what could be the cause of the quarrel. It is simple!
P-Square wants to go for a show, then Omotayo will tell you that he wants to stay with her husband or he wants to go with her husband. P-square will cease to exist. They will become Peter and Paul, because Peter has a wife which he wants to please and Paul has a wife who he would like to please.

Peter's wife will tell you that this is my husband's house, please Paul don't come back late in the night; because I do lock the gate early.

Paul's wife will say, please Peter Don't use that my husband's black jeep, I would like to use this evening to go for a friend's birthday.

That is exactly the woe in women. That is exactly how they are agents of trouble to men. Remember, before that arrival of women, Peter uses any car available while Paul comes back anytime he wishes to come back. It is a a pity!!!

What do you think?

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