Relationship Tips: Seven(7) types of women you meet at a Joint/Bar

Guys these are the types of women you expect to see at the Bar. Be watchful! "Do not be ignorant of the vices of the devil" *winks*

1. The Alcoholic: you know them, what a man can do, a woman can do it better.

2. The strategic Marketers - you can also call them the desperados. They hang around busy doing nothing. They are simply advertising!

3. The cougar.She's on the lookout for prey, and her specialty is fresh meat. The cougar isn't looking for a sugar daddy, she wants a young guy to prove that she's still "got it." Either she's a divorcee, or an independent older lady who wants to call the shots, without the hassle of being tied down.

4. The corporate Show-runners - usually a younger woman under 40, who is well dressed, primped, and looking like she walked out of a beauty magazine. She is looking for a rich sugar daddy, and she won't even look at you twice if you're under the age of 30.

5. The promiscuous girl.I don't really need to spell this one out, and while it can sound a lot like the desperado, the promiscuous girl is not usually looking for love. She's all about lust. She is usually dressed in something way too risqué for the bar scene, and she'll flash you the sex eyes if she's interested.

6. The stomach infrastructure Girls - You'll buy her drinks, appetizers, cigarettes, cab fare, anything she wants, in hopes that you might get the chance to hook up with her, and then… nothing. She disappears, politely says she has to go, the number she gave you is not in service, and the name she gave you isn't on Facebook.

7. The Bizzy Bodies - These women are there to get crazy, drink until they can't remember the night, and usually display out-of-control boy-crazy behavior. It's best to leave these women to their own devices, as they probably won't remember your face tomorrow anyway.

8. The married woman.The married woman is the one wearing her wedding ring *in some cases*, but is still hoping a guy will check her out or buy her a drink. Then she'll chalk up her marriage to a lonely, sexless, boring existence, and blame her confession on the alcohol.

9. 10 The party girl.The party girl can't be tamed. She's young, she wants to have fun, and that's all there is to it. She could care less about the guys at the bar, unless they are contributing to her having a great night out. She's not necessarily looking for love or sex, as she's just there to enjoy the party.

10. The sideliner.The sideliner is kind of like a wallflower. She usually either sits alone, or with her friends who dragged her out to the bar. She may not even like to drink, and she may often be seen sipping the same drink throughout the entire night.
She's probably the best wife material, if you can get past the fact that her friends are usually dressed more glamorously. Her attire is pretty low key, and her aura may be a bit standoffish.

Once again, do not be ignorant of the vices of the devil.