1. Excuses upon Excuses - Any time you tell her to come and visit, she either tells you that she will be travelling to Abuja or Kafanchan, or may be her grand-mother wey senior her grand-father just died.
2. When ever you chat her on whatsapp or facebook, she will be giving you easy and annoying replies.
Guy: hi baby, wad up!
Girl: kul
Guy: hope all is going well, hw things?
Girl: kul
Guy: Have been thinking of U all day. Jst checking if u cud come around dis weekend.
Girl: k
...Lolz.
3. She will always attribute not picking her calls to 'stupid MTN' 'rubbish GLO'
4. Always keeping quiet anytime she is with you.
5. Always begging for huge amounts of money she knows that will be difficult for you.
6. Telling you to come and see her parents.
Hope it helps. Feel free to add yours.
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